Kayla

I missed the first 5 minutes of the show because I was blabbing my head off about an election in my district. It was a special election because our congressperson sent a shirtless picture to someone from craigslist. I didn't even vote and I wasted TV time talking about the election. DANG.

Watching those first minutes now! Girl in orange and white bikini top has some nice boobies. I'm jealous. Damn even the pregnant girl looks better than I do when I'm not pregnant.

I love how boyfriend and girlfriend claim that Juno cursed them. I do believe that Nick and I saw one of those movies pre-Bailey. If I remember correctly it was called Riding in Cars with Boys. I'm sure it was stupid because I don't care for Drew Barrymore.

So, missing the beginning of the show, I know that this is going to be a 90 minute episode. The girl has an eating disorder. She was worried about her arm flab jiggling when she stirred some brownie batter. Brownie batter. . . mmmmmm!

Whoever these kids are plan on naming their baby Preston! I love that name because it is the name of the main character in the movie Can't Hardly Wait. Love that movie.

This girl's mom totally interrupted pregnant girl to ask "You have stretch marks?" Way to go MOM! That was a smart move. Then mom takes off to hang out with her boyfriend. Hmmmm.

Totally distracted by Harry Potter commercial. Where was I? Oh yeah, mom of the year. She is a punk.

This girl is really confusing. First she seems kind-of grown up. Then she has a sleepover. She deliberately tries to starve her baby. Throw in a few sensible conversations with her working boyfriend and I'm completely confused. Are we going to find out that this boyfriend has a driver's license too? That's so rare on this show.

By the way, last week's show with Mario and Cleondra. . . we never found out if Mario could drive because they had the pleasure of walking all over the neighborhood.

That large Halloween bowl sure gets a lot of action at that house. First brownies and then some paper mache for a belly cast. Maybe she can have a home birth and put the placenta in it too.

This girl (still haven't figured out her name) is sure to piss everyone off, but she is infuriating. I suppose I can just hate the eating disorder.

Nutritionist completely calls the loser future grandma out! She asks how often they eat together as a family.

Boyfriend is clearly not going to be the cause of much drama in this episode. It is girl vs. eating disorder. Right after I type that, Mike the boyfriend is about to pry her mouth open and shove in those 2 strips of bacon. I lied, he was just gently encouraging her to eat.

Broken water. . . contractions. . . . 40 weeks pregnant and the proud grandma tells the girl to lay down. I'm thinking that the grandma would not be my first choice of babysitters.

23 hours of labor? Whoah. Poor girl! They even made it back home from the hospital with no drama and Mike even drove her without stopping the car and throwing either her or the baby out. Dang. Not the kind of white trash I am used to!

I'm guessing that an anorexic mom and breastfeeding are NOT going to go together very well. Switching to formula looks like a smart choice in this situation.

Grandma asking for Mike to help out by paying $300 in rent is completely uncalled for!!! What the heck. This guy is actually helping out by watching baby while girl is at school. He is actually providing a service and being a Dad.

What is this girl's name anyway? I still haven't caught it.

What does Mike do now? He actually starts working full time to pay off evil witch grandma! My jaw is on the floor. This guy is not 16 and pregnant material. He is too human. This girl even has a nice group of supportive friends who haven't abandoned her.

OH MY GOSH. Grandma is trying to get diet tips from her anorexic daughter. Not just diet tips. She wants to eat dinner with daughter so they can lose weight together. Eating dinner as a family as recommended by nutritionist to benefit baby was not good enough. Now grandma needs to lose a few and eating dinner together sounds like a good idea. Unbelievable.

Now stupid grandma says "I tried". What a bunch of baloney.

I like these kids too. I could watch them on Teen Mom.

Kayla. . . her name is Kayla.