Last week was Danielle's episode. I think she might be the 2nd Danielle this season. Since I am living my own show of 31 and pregnant I may have lost my mind because I swore they showed the episode an hour early and I missed it. I then watched it online later last week and by then the Blogger network was down for quite some time and I couldn't blog about it. Boo on that. It was a hideously boring episode. She was definitely not a contender for Teen Mom 3.
Cleondra and Mario. My first impression is that they are cute! I wonder how long into the episode will Cleondra will have to confess to someone that she and Mario were careless with birth control. Well well well! Three minutes into the show. That was quick!
The difference with them is that they've been together for 2 years instead of 2 weeks.
Aside from Cleondra's mom, this is one good looking family. I can even understand what these kids are saying too! Unfortunately, Mario is now suggesting that Cleondra and her baby come live with him. Ugh. I've heard this story before! Too bad being articulate and good looking does not prevent you from being stupid.
I feel for Cleondra! Mario's mom is like some sort of cartoon character. They want to name the baby Twilight? ARGH! Mario's crazy mom and sister actually think they should be able to suggest baby names. I would hate that.
What I really want to know is if Mario has a driver's license. Most of this season's Teen Dad's have lost their licenses. It hasn't come up for Mario because he lives across the street.
I'm thinking LeVonte at the baby shower has the hots for Mario.
Mario is 19! This is illegal.
At the delivery, Mario is looking slightly dis-interested or scared or something. He excused himself so he could cry his eyes out. Awwww. The baby is out and I still like Mario. This must be some kind of record. Baby is coming home soon. This is when the poo usually hits the fan.
Mario is spending the night at his house and here comes the poo.
OH MY GOSH. Mario's Mom's house is ridiculous. The Christmas lights are a bit. . . much.
Cleondra leaves the baby with her sister Zerica. Now Mario is upset and suggesting his Mother as a sitter. Ha ha ha! I'm sure that lady is harmless but the baby won't be able to sleep with all of those lights blinking all over the place.
Mario FINALLY gets to have a sleep over with his baby and girlfriend and blows it. Grrrrr. I was really hoping he would be useful.
I am not a big fan of babies in general, but baby Kylee is really cute.
Cleondra and Mario are out to dinner. Now Mario is stepping into douche bag territory criticizing Cleondra for leaving the baby with sitters while she finishes school. He wants her to move in sooo bad and she is keeping her distance. It almost seems like the roles are reversed. Usually it is the Teen Mom that is trying to play house and gushes over how she wants a "happy little family". There must be some weird crap that goes on in Cleondra's house for Mario to act like it was infested with cooties.
This meeting with Cleondra's mom and Mario's mom went well. I was hoping for some hilarity from Mario's mom, but she seems to have knocked some sense into the boy.
Although this episode wasn't dramatic, I liked this couple for some reason. Articulate, good looking, supportive families who have the ability to come together and solve problems. Cleondra is actually finishing high school without too much belly aching. Mario works at a tire store too. I have a soft spot in my heart for men who come home smelling like galvanized rubber. :)
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