3/29/11

Oh yeah! I'm totally awake for this too. Getting sleepy at 11:08pm. zzzzzz.

I just LOVE how they can recap the entire season in 30 seconds for each girl. Since I don't have a DVR, I am completely shocked by the amount of commercials in tonight's episode.

Leah
Episode begins with some poo hunting/butt sniffing. Cool. Leah's home looks soooo bad from the outside but surprisingly normal on the inside. Did Leah say they were getting married at COONSKIN PARK? I guess it is time to que the banjo music. Just realized that Cory hasn't cried in this episode. As I was typing this last sentence, Cory tells Leah that he almost cried at the rehearsal. What a sweet guy who likes to hunt, drive a big truck, wear camouflage and cry.

It's Leah's big day! If I didn't already see the wedding pictures from the news stand at the grocery store, I would be massively worried about Leah's mom's hair. Then mama whips out the best line of the season. "Does my legs look orange?" The girls get to change in some banquet room and the guys get a park bathroom. Cory is wearing sunglasses for most of this pre-wedding business. Probably good for covering up the waterworks.

Wedding was cute. Of course Cory and Leah are going to bawl their eyes out, but I think they are cute. I've always liked them. Best Wishes Cory and Leah!

Chelsea
Eeeew Aubrey with a cold is NASTY. Chelsea's Daddy brings her sushi and tells her to work on school "when she has time"? What the heck does this girl do? OH! She shops for leopard print baby items and birthday decorations. I am wondering if Chelsea idolizes Nicole (Snooki) from Jersey Shore a little too much! She is overly tan and lives in South Dakota which isn't known for it's sunny weather.

OH MY GOSH. I wish Chelsea's sister and mother will just stop pestering her about her life. I feel the same way when people interrogate me about my choices. I've been through the unplanned pregnancy crap and the questions, but by the time my baby was 1, people stopped asking because they got no answers from me.

Aubrey's birthday balloons are leopard print. This kid is one sultry toddler. I think the theme of this party is Jersey Shore! Look at how these girls are dressed. Whoah! I'm glad Adam didn't crash the birthday party to find out that all of his stuff was gone.

Way to go Chelsea. I'm so glad you seem to have dumped Adam for good.

Kailyn
She almost sounds surprised that Joe was home when she goes to Joe's house to pick up Issac. I think Kailyn is doing a good job following through with the court thing. I think it's a good idea for all involved. Thank goodness Issac is getting cuter. He has had some fugly days. Kailyn and boyfriend Jordan. . . blah blah boring.

Joe's parents are blowing this mediation and custody agreement out of proportion. I think Joe has the right idea. Joe looks so nice and well put together for court. Kailyn? Wearing jeans and didn't find a sitter for the baby. What the heck? I'm starting to worry about this thing now.

Now they are going to have a fight about dropping this kiddo off at Kindergarten? This fight is getting pretty heated. Oh no. Please shut your mouth both of you.

Kailyn: Please stay in school. Keep it civil with Joe.

Jenelle
Here we go! This dumb hoe doesn't even like Kiefer the loser but she sneaks around with him anyway? Oh hell. Now she is in jail for breaking/entering AND pot? This is the drama that I read about in US magazine at the grocery store. I am feeling so bad for Jenelle's mom now. She can be a heinous beast of a woman, but Jenelle is out of control. I think it's so cool that Jenelle's mom didn't bail her out or pick her up.

Jace is going to be so proud to watch old episodes of his mommy going to jail and dating a "husla" like Keifer. DON'T GET THAT LOSER OUT OF JAIL! DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! Dang girl just go to class and forget about him.

I am loving the close up of the faded plastic pelican in Jenelle's yard. I am wondering about how on Earth can Jenelle spend almost $800 in something that looked like a 2 or 3 day trip. Jenelle's mom's breakdown was past due.

Insert yet another Keifer rant here. Leave him in jail. . . pot. . . coke. . . sponge. You get the idea.

And one more Keifer rant. You don't miss him. Don't bail him out. PLEASE Bail bonds woman. don't let her. Jenelle's friend: DON'T co-sign. NO. You know you don't trust him. This is the most horrible outcome. And I'm pretty sure it's about the end of the show.

Jenelle: What can I say? Stay in school. Stay off the pole and the pipe. Please be nice to your mom.