Teen Mom is back!!!

Last week I was preoccupied with stuff. Dang baby is interrupting my trashy TV!!

Amber-MTV must have paid her and Gary to get back together. I wish I could say "nobody's perfect!" and refrain from passing judgment on her parenting and relationship decisions. Too bad she is a meanie plain and simple.

I know Gary is a solid guy, but I am on Gary's side when it comes to the broken stair. The stairs are made of pressed wood and aren't made to hold up anybody. Amber back in her 16 and Pregnant days would definitely break that stair too. She should shut her mouth.

Maci-Last week, I love love love how Ryan asked if Kyle is slow. That cracked me up for some reason. I think Kyle's pronounced brow gives him a Neanderthal quality. He seems like a nice guy. The funny part is that Ryan seems on the slow side sometimes.

I love how they have to subtitle the southern accents, but nothing can top Cory and Leah from Teen Mom 2.

Farrah-If I were a bank, I would definitely loan an 18 year old money for a boob job! I can't believe that she actually got a boob job. Ouch! Some bitchy model just gave Farrah the up-and-down when she said she was 5'7". It's okay Farrah, I can't cut it as a model either.

They show Farrah at the Denver airport, but not the super cool Omaha airport. I've been there a few times and am fond of it. Soooo Farrah got a boob job to help her modeling career and now she says that it sucks to be a model and a mom.

Catelyn-I'm still a big Catelyn and Tyler fan! I am sooo jealous of their apartment hunting! I love apartments. It gets me all giddy. Awww! They are even cute when moving. I'm thinking the whimsical music makes it extra cute!