If this Jordan girl does everything with her identical twin sister, than they should both be pregnant by Brian.
Jordan claims she wasn't taking birth control pills long enough for them to be effective. And that is why she is pregnant? So she was on the pill for a matter of days when they started their risky behavior. They really got down to business. At least she didn't give the lame ass "took antibiotics" excuse.
Sorry Brian. I've made it 15 minutes into this show without hating you. You got your girl pregnant almost immediately after meeting her. You don't get to ban the sister from the delivery room.
I had an enormous dinner and just drank like a gallon of water. That girl throwing up made me jealous. Now I know what would make me feel 100 times better.
NO NO. I didn't need to see them inserting the IV.
Childbirth. . . probably why I like Teen Mom better than this show. Ick. Gross. This does not make me want to cry at all. That wasn't so beautiful. Now I'm closing my eyes and imagining the good old days of Amber trying to push Gary down the stairs.
Nick and I both think the "I love you" from Brian in the car sounded a little forced. Jordan could have put a gun to his head and gotten it out of him faster.
That baby sounds like the Shrieking Eels from the movie the Princess Bride.
This Clean and Clear commercial is implying these girls are dancing naked in the shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tqz6AQEoQI I think Nick enjoyed it.
Maybe if she didn't shove that dang nasal aspirator up the baby's nose so much, he wouldn't be screaming so much. Oooooh. Reflux. That's a bitch. Kinda like when you eat an enormous dinner, drink a gallon of water and envy the girl throwing up on television.
Brian was madly grinning when he said he had to work late. Probably not the best sign. On the other hand, it is nice to see a young Dad at the library. Holding books. Going to work. Feeding his son. That is a good thing.
Looks like we have some T-R-A-S-H coming up this season!! Yippee!
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